Posted 1 day ago

unclefather:

dialupmodem:

cookingchannel:

Can’t afford the trip down to Florida to swim with the dolphins? Swim with these dolphin-esque bananas instead.

try n close those containers

You cannot close the containers because then the dolphins couldn’t breathe, idiot

(Source: Laughing Squid)

Posted 2 days ago

ashiftiperson:

amtrax:

needs-more-pony:

raptorjesusbearcavalry:

blueshogun96:

getoveryourselflady:

Per the man law code and if not it should be

I applaud this.

Ok so it was nice of him to do that and all, but are we just gonna ignore how fucking INGENIOUS it was for him to put it under the toilet seat?

Like, I’m simultaneously mad at the girl for cheating, impressed with the decency of the guy letting the boyfriend know, and blown away with the creativity of the placing the note there.

Many mixed feelings.

That’s not just the bro code.  That’s just the right fucking thing to do.

I’m still impressed with the delivery.

Posted 2 days ago

jangojips:

ladyhistory:

thedalekzhavetheimpala:

why

I have been laughing for like 10 minutes

This looks like something a drunk archaeologist would do. 

(Source: religiousatheist)

Posted 3 days ago

boneycircus:

mizzjade:

sizvideos:

To the Boys Who May One Day Date My Daughter - Video

My heart.

This started in one place and then went to another and just yes good.

Posted 3 days ago

ursulatheseabitchh:

acting cool but checking out the booty like

image

Posted 3 days ago
jinkeu:

Tomie (富江) is a Japanese horror manga series written and illustrated by Junji Ito. it tells the story of a high-school girl named Tomie, who can be seen as a living embodiment of lust and all the negative emotions that go along with it, such as jealousy. She possesses an undisclosed power to make anyone fall in love with her. Through sleight of hand, or emotional manipulation, she drives these men into jealous rages that inevitably lead to brutal acts of violence. Men kill each other over her; and girls are sometimes driven to jealous rages as well. She is inevitably killed time and again, only to regenerate. Tomie is the ultimate self-destructive entity, yet ironically she survives anything and is cursed to go on forever in this way.

jinkeu:

Tomie (富江) is a Japanese horror manga series written and illustrated by Junji Ito. it tells the story of a high-school girl named Tomie, who can be seen as a living embodiment of lust and all the negative emotions that go along with it, such as jealousy. She possesses an undisclosed power to make anyone fall in love with her. Through sleight of hand, or emotional manipulation, she drives these men into jealous rages that inevitably lead to brutal acts of violence. Men kill each other over her; and girls are sometimes driven to jealous rages as well. She is inevitably killed time and again, only to regenerate. Tomie is the ultimate self-destructive entity, yet ironically she survives anything and is cursed to go on forever in this way.

Posted 3 days ago
Posted 4 days ago

a-p-h-belarus:

phrux:

adamsforthought:

dungeonsandpendragons:

Commonly confused medieval weapons, a powerpoint by me.

Now stop screwing them up, seriously, or I will put a medieval weapon in your head.

Tumblr is endearing me to being lectured at in Comic Sans

THIS is a WAR SCYTHE, a scythe actually used in combat. Notice it is not a useless piece of shit and is an actual functional weapon.

The only reason why death is pictured with a FARMING scythe is because he harvests souls.

now i can kill ppl and know what im killing them with thank you

Posted 5 days ago

Final Fantasy VII would have been a lot different if somebody had just made sure Sephiroth was taking the proper breaks to eat, drink and sleep during his studies.

Seven days without food and rest would drive most people to insanity.

Posted 5 days ago